Welcome, esteemed golfers and others (you know who you are),
to the grand spectacle that is the Ranking Racket—where swings meet scrutiny  and every shot has a story! Over the week, your skills will be evaluated with the utmost fairness (or as much 
as we can muster after a few rounds at the bar). At the pinnacle of glory lies the Champion, a title for the golfer who rules the course with a steady hand and an even steadier nerve.
For the rest of you… well, let’s just say the rankings will sort the eagles from the ducks:
• Aspire to be a Master or settle as a Pro—a respectable fate.
• Miss a few too many putts, and you’ll tumble into the Average abyss or Novice limbo.
• And then there’s INOD (in need of development) the category for players who need… how shall we put it… divine intervention rather than a golf lesson.
• But fear not, for even if you hit the dreaded JAR (Just about ranks) (where your performance “stinks”), there’s still one step lower: Unranked, reserved for the legendary among failures.
 

So swing boldly, aim for greatness, and may your drives be long, your putts be true, and your excuses for bad shots be utterly convincing. Let the Ranking Racket begin